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The Hoverboard failure and how the makers neglected the safety part

The hoverboard. Yes, the futuristic skateboard that was supposed to revolutionize transportation and make us all feel like we were Marty McFly in Back to the Future. But instead, it left us all feeling like we'd been ripped off and left with a broken ankle.  Let's start with the name. Hoverboard. It sounds cool, right? Like something straight out of a sci-fi movie. But the reality was far from cool. It was just a board with wheels and a battery. No hovering here, folks. But even if we overlook the misleading name, there were still plenty of other problems with the hoverboard. First off, the price. These things were expensive! And for what? To ride around on a glorified skateboard with a couple of lights on it? No thanks.  And let's not forget about the safety concerns. You couldn't go a week without hearing a news story about someone falling off a hoverboard and breaking something. And don't even get me started on the exploding batteries. Yeah, you read that right
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5G - Overrated?

 


5G. You know, the new ultra-fast, ultra-reliable, ultra-everything network that's supposed to revolutionize the way we communicate? Yeah, that one. Well, let me tell you something: 5G is overrated. And not just a little overrated. It's like when you go to a restaurant and the waiter tells you that the chef's special is "out of this world," but when you taste it, it's just... meh. That's 5G.

Now, I know some of you might be thinking, "But Gowtham, 5G is going to change everything! It's going to enable self-driving cars, virtual reality, and super-fast downloads!" Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before. But let me ask you this: do you really need to download an entire season of your favorite show in two seconds? Is that really going to make your life better? And as for self-driving cars, well, have you seen the way people drive these days? I don't trust them to drive themselves, even with the help of 5G.


And let's talk about the alleged health risks of 5G. Some people are convinced that 5G is going to give them cancer or fry their brains or turn them into mindless zombies. To those people, I say this: you're already mindless zombies if you believe that. And as for the cancer thing, well, I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure there's no scientific evidence to support that claim. But hey, if you want to wrap yourself in tinfoil and hide in a bunker, be my guest. Just don't expect me to join you.


But here's the real kicker, folks. You know what's even faster than 5G? 4G. Yeah, I said it. 4G is already pretty darn fast. Do you really need to stream a movie in 4K resolution while you're on the bus? I mean, you're on a bus. Look out the window. Enjoy the scenery. And as for virtual reality, well, have you ever tried it? It's cool for like five minutes, and then you just feel like you're going to throw up.


So there you have it, folks. 5G is overrated. It's like that movie that everyone says is amazing, but when you finally see it, you're like, "Eh, it was okay." Stick with 4G. It's fast enough. And if you're really worried about the health risks, just turn off your phone and go outside. It's a big, beautiful world out there.

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